Wise Ass Wisdom

Day-long Quirkshop Series IV, April 29th, 2006:

Session 1 ...

Self-Empowerment Through Astrology
Mask/Unmask: Explore Who We Are on the Outside and Inside
Labor of Love: Creating Work that Reflects Our Values, Vision & Purpose

Session 2...

Dance Massage
Spiritual Applications of The Erotic Arts of Power Exchange
NLP & Personal Evolution

And all of us will end the afternoon together with...

World Cafe - Wise Ass Wisdom Style

Session 1
   
     

Self-Empowerment Through Astrology
Madame Ruby (aka Red)
In this workshop we will open our eyes and wet our underarms with excitement about Astrology, and debunk astrology myths. We'll learn the secrets of the universe, understand our own astrological charts, and gain the tools to know if the person wee are dating is our true soul mate, or just another lay along the way. This workshop is for both for people already well versed in the subject, as well as those know nothing about it. Learn the truth behind Saturn Returns, Mercury Retrogrades, Void-of-Course Moons, and why Scorpios really are the sexiest sign.

Your experience will be greatly enhanced if you bring along a print-out of your astrological chart - which is a graph that shows the positions of the planets and astrological houses in the sky at the moment of your birth. You can have your chart made here.

   
  Mask/Unmask: Explore Who You Are on the Outside and Inside
Linda McCabe
In this workshop, we will explore who we are on "the outside" and "the inside." What masks do we wear? What do masks look like and what is underneath the masks? Examples will be shown and we will use art to explore our masks and unmasks. Who are we under the mask? Can we love all the parts of ourselves? Even the parts that we hate? The wounded, angry, desperate, grieving, joyful, powerful, ecstatic parts? In expressive arts (guided meditation, drawing, moving, writing), participants are free to reclaim all the parts left behind while growing up into a "responsible adult" person. Come and let your soul reclaim what it is like to feel and to play. Art materials supplied. No previous art experience necessary. This is not about making good art; this is about developing a relationship with yourself from the inside out.
   
 

Labor of Love: Creating Work That Reflects Our Values & Vision
Cathy "Saucy" Goerz
No matter what you call it - workin’ for the man, right livelihood, nine-to-five, the skillz that pay the bills – we all need to work. We spend a good chunk of our lives at work, so we might as well choose work we love. As a group, we will share our journeys and insights into the world of work. We'll use visualization, drawing, writing, discussion, and self-inquiry for empowerment and transformation. Participants will create (and take with them) an intention statement, a visual image, and an action plan for the next stage of our work lives. We'll be inspired to adopt new beliefs, take action, and prepare for profound transformation. Participants will discover what is important and meaningful to each of us.

We'll also examine work history, talents, successes, weak spots and lessons learned. We'll translate this insight into a clear and compelling vision of a new possibilities. We'll identify and clear our limiting beliefs and our unconscious agreements about work. We'll learn how to deepen and evolve vision through directed thought, daily attention and practical action planning. We'll discuss the signs of a toxic workplace, "work" as a means to unleash creative potential and transformation, the values of an empowered and authentic organizational culture, and the the role of visionary leadership. As the poet Rumi said, "Let the beauty we love be what we do. There are hundreds of ways to kneel and kiss the ground."

   
Session 2
   
  Dance Massage
Marcie Prohofsky
We'll journey together to sensual wholeness through the physical landscape of dance massage. We'll combine contact improvisation, therapeutic touch, and lots of love. And we'll learn how to connect moment-to-moment in giving and receiving blissful massage that's full of beautiful, unfolding fluid movement and sweet caring touch. Slow down time, nurture your expanding heart and whole body as you offer or receive touch that is part lover, mother, healer, and dancer. Learn body rolling as a foundation to this magical dance massage. In order to create safety, we will begin with self-massage and intimacy exercises as well as some massage basics and body rolling/contact dance moves. Open to both single people and couples. Come prepared to move in comfortable loose clothing, and bring an open heart intent on giving and receiving. We hope that participants will take away from the session some joy, delicious inspiration, and new thoughts about time, space, and touch.
   
  Spiritual Applications of The Erotic Arts of Power Exchange
Captain Erotica
How is Sadomasochism a form of energy work? In what ways do dominance/submission arts help us recognize the divine in another being? We'll take a cutting edge tour of the erotic arts of "power exchange" set in a spiritual context. The applications of meditation, astrology, the chakra system, and yoga meet eroticism, sensual role play & kink for a Play-Full experience. Participation is encouraged! Participants will be invited to take part in the brief example exercises at various points, though such exercises are totally voluntary / optional.
   
  NLP & Personal Evolution
Jason D. McClain
Think you are into development and transformation? Are you ready for personal evolution? What if you had a map within which to fit all of your personal development and transformational work? What would that be worth to you? A greater context within which to fit it all? And then what if you could take any event from the past and clear the negative emotional charge from it in just a few minutes? What would that be worth to you? Are you ready for that? And what if you could take any behavioral problem, and see how it can lead to your spiritual source, experiencing it directly and fully? What would that be worth to you? Are you ready for that? We'll provide this kind of systematic map, and share direct experience clearing emotional charge and experiencing our cores more rapidly than most of us think possible. Evolve your ass comprehensively.
   
And all of us will end the afternoon together with:
   
 

The Wise Ass Café
Nancy Margulies
Every wonder what would transpire if a group of creative wise asses all met in one Café and explored a question that matters to deeply to each of them? Moving among tables, sharing ideas, drawing on the table cloths and walls we will explore what makes us more creative and even wiser. Collective wise ass wisdom will emerge! The process is fun and generates volumes of good ideas. So plan to end your day by joining everyone in the Café and be prepared to leave all the wise(ass)er.

   

Register Now!

This event has limited space so reserve your seat ASAP by registering online NOW! The sooner you register the better chance you'll have of getting into your top choices of classes, so get movin’! You can register with a credit card or send money using the Paypal service. There will be more details during the on-line registration.

Cost to help help defray our expenses for the location:
$30-60 sliding scale -- no one turned away due to lack of funds!

 

 
 
 
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